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Escape to Mutla Ridge… Well, Almost

June 19, 2013 Julia Inserro

If you check out “Lonely Planet: Oman, UAE & Arabian Peninsula,” you may be surprised to learn that the number 1 “spectacular Peninsula” landscape listed for all seven countries (Qatar, Bahrain, Oman, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, UAE, and Yemen) is Mutla Ridge in Kuwait! Of course, then you read on and you learn, “While not a particularly spectacular line of hills [umm… mild contradiction to their earlier claim], Mutla Ridge is about as good as it gets in Kuwait… [and] Although the land mines have been cleared, you should stick to the paths in case of explosive remnants.” Wow, sign me up!

Surprisingly, in spite of these claims, and further warnings from other friends regarding snakes and scorpions, I managed to convince my husband and our friends, Molly and Arthur, to make an excursion out into the wilds of Kuwait. I tried to downplay the whole landmine-snake-scorpion aspect and instead suggested we bring picnic stuff for car picnics (it will be 112 degrees out, as well) and with any luck it’ll be one of those wonderful clear Kuwait days where we’ll be able to perch at the top of Mutla Ridge (which incidentally is the highest point in Kuwait) and gaze down at the modernity of Kuwait City. Then, if we’re feeling particularly jaunty, we can continue north another hour to the border of Iraq before turning around and heading home. All in all, a fun little morning outing with hopeful camel spottings along the way.

So, at 9:00am, we packed up our two cars, our two toddlers, our snacks and drinks and cameras and headed off caravan-style! Twenty minutes into the drive, as we were passing the 360 Mall, the problem became quite apparent; visibility was dropping steadily. “This looks bad,” my husband said. “We’re heading directly into a sandstorm.” “Naw, we’ll be fine. A sandstorm is constantly moving, it’ll just pass right over us,” I said optimistically. “Um, yeah, they move, but they also cover entire countries as they do it.” Such a poop-head. Molly called to see what we were thinking. I explained my optimism versus my husband’s pessimism, but even as we were speaking visibility was getting worse; much, much worse. “I think we should turn around,” my husband said. “Fine.” (insert sulk) “We could head back to 360 Mall and get breakfast,” he added.

I suggested this to Molly who agreed it sounded like a saner plan. So, in the blinding sandstorm we turned around, and with Arthur taking the lead since he had his GPS up and running, he lead us safely to 360 Mall.

Well, we made our attempt, which counts for my bucket list. Since Molly and Arthur are here for another year, I suggested they try it again in the Fall and send us pictures.

So, in the end, I guess what they say is true; no matter how hard you try, all roads in Kuwait do lead to the mall.

In Life in Kuwait Tags kuwait, kuwait tourism, Mutla Ridge, touri
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Mirrors, Mirrors, on the Wall, and the Floor and the Sink and the Door

June 16, 2013 Julia Inserro
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Tripadvisor.com has thirteen suggestions under “Things to do in Kuwait City.” The top four are not surprising, the aquarium, the Grand Mosque (though it’s currently closed for repairs, so we will not be seeing it), the Kuwait Towers (also closed for repairs, so not to be seen by us), and Tareq Rajab Museum of Islamic Arts (which we loved and you can read about it here: Gems & Germs: Exploring Kuwait’s Tourism Side). The fifth most recommended thing to do in Kuwait City is to visit the Mirror House; essentially go have tea with Ms. Lidia.

When someone says “The Mirror House,” maybe your head is filled with images of a Mad-Hatter, carnivalesque, Mrs.-Haversham-type residence. And you wouldn’t be far off. Ms. Lidia al-Qattan is the owner of and creative genius behind the Mirror House. She is the widow of Khalifa al-Qattan, a famous Kuwaiti artist. She has lived in Kuwait since the 1960s and throughout these last fifty years has turned her house into a showpiece like no other. The Mirror House is literally covered from top to toes, inside and outside, with intricate mirror mosaics that she has personally designed and created all on her own.

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When friends and I went to visit her she welcomed us in like long-lost friends. But, like rude long-lost friends, I barely even noticed her as I was too busy gaping at everything around me. Even the outside wall surrounding her home is decorated in mosaics. There were mirror-mosaic butterflies and deer prancing around the inner courtyard. And if that wasn’t distracting enough, then we actually entered her home. Barely an ounce of floor or wall-space was left un-mirrored.

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Everything glittered and shimmered with mirror bits. She had laid out cake and biscuits and juice for us, so we sat on the mirrored bench in front of the mirrored tables aligning the mirrored wall and tried to remember to blink as we soaked in the sights and listened to the history of the house. When she and her husband moved in to the house in the 1960s, they were the only one in the area. The Qadisiya neighborhood is now just as crowded as the rest of Kuwait City, with villas bumping up to villas. She studied nursing in London, but always had a penchant for art. And when her husband was away on a business trip once, she created a small mirrored-mosaic statue for him on a whim. And it sparked an interest that would last for the next fifty years.

She explained all about how she tried different bonding agents, finding some too rough, others too weak, and some that were too hard to keep clean, and finally settled on her current mixture. She told us the heart-breaking story of discovering termites in the walls and floors and having to rip out all her work to fix the problem. Not to be undeterred, however, she re-did all the mosaics, and added even more.

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As the tour of the house started, she took us room by room, explaining the different themes present, the beginning of the world, the solar system, astrological signs, and everywhere there were animals present, from swans and eagles, to sting rays and dolphins, to camels and even a unicorn. I had brought my 14-month-old daughter along with us and she was quite mesmerized by all the sparkly bits. Lidia kept telling me to, “Let her go, let her explore,” which I did with great trepidation. Inevitably, Bean would gravitate with great eagerness to one of the many glowing spheres perched on stands and Lidia would laugh and say, “Oh, it won’t hurt her.” “Oh, I’m not concerned that it’ll hurt her,” I’d say, as I prevented her, yet again, from knocking some one-of-a-kind artwork to shatters on the ground. In hindsight, bringing a toddler to a “mirror house” might have been a dumb move.

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Lidia loved telling us the stories that inspired her for each room, and we would dutifully sit on the cushions, perched on the mirrored banquets and listen. And in many rooms there were added light features, so she’d turn off the lights and the solar system would light up, or the paintings would flicker on. Going from room to room was like visiting a string of mini planetariums, without all the fussy facts.

I think I was most fascinated by the bathroom, in which every inch was covered by mirrors; from the sink, to the shower stall, to the trash can, light switch, radiator cover, and even toilet brush holder. Nothing was left un-mirrored. And if you stood in the middle of the room, the walls and floor almost became two dimensional, losing all sense of depth. Might be a little too much to deal with early in the morning.

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Upstairs there were a few rooms displaying Mr. al-Qattan’s paintings as well as Lidia’s other artistic endeavors. One room was covered in industrial carpet that she’d painted and for thirty minutes she kept us there throwing velcro’d papier-mâché tiles at the wall and kept saying, “No, they're not in a line,” or “Nope, not facing up,” and then she’d hand them back to us and we’d throw them again. Despite our appalling lack of papier-mâché-tile throwing ability, she finally let us out, but not without a slight sign of disappointment, I’m sure. For over an hour, Lidia opened her home to us and shared her stories and her amazing creations and endless visions. We felt so welcome. It was like visiting a favorite aunt; you wanted to stay for days (but maybe not with a toddler).

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As we left, we bid her farewell, and thanked her repeatedly for her gracious hospitality. It was absolutely one of the most delightful outings we’ve had in Kuwait. So, now I think it’s time I jot off a quick note to tripadvisor.com and inform them that they need to seriously revise their ranking of “Things to do in Kuwait.” Without question, having tea with Ms. Lidia should be number one.

So, for anyone who finds themselves in Kuwait and is looking to visit Ms. Lidia, it’s requested that you call ahead (+965-22518522) to make an appointment; this is her home, after all. At the end of the tour, which can easily last over an hour, she asks for a small donation (2kd on weekdays, 3kd on weekends). And bring a token of your appreciation, dates or cookies or something you’ve made. Believe me, at the end you will wish you’ve given her more.

In Life in Kuwait Tags kuwait, kuwait tourism, mirror house, things to do in kuwait
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Nationalistic Pride and a Super-Soaker

May 12, 2013 Julia Inserro
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When I think of a nation’s birthday, I think of picnics and sparklers and fireworks and the smell of freshly-cut grass on a hot summer day; basically your quintessential midwestern U.S. Fourth of July celebration. I can’t help it; it’s what I grew up with. But living overseas, we sometimes get the opportunity to see how others celebrate their country’s birth or victories. And I have to say, that Kuwait may not be the biggest lure for tourism, but they know how to parade their pride and country’s flag colors like I’ve truly never seen before.

Every year, the citizens of Kuwait stop whatever they’re doing and come out to celebrate National Day, held on February 25, and Liberation Day, held on February 26. But it’s not just those two days. For weeks ahead of time, the stores are piled high with anything they can sew, stitch, glue, print or paste a Kuwaiti flag on, including hats, shirts, dresses, stickers, mugs, car decals and pretty much anything in a semi-solid state.

And it’s not just merchandise, shops throughout Kuwait City are draped in the flag, cars racing down the highways are sporting flags, yachts and speedboats cruising up and down the coastline are bedecked in more Kuwaiti flags than usual, and every other house is proudly displaying the Kuwait flag, sometimes made up in lights, sometimes it’s large enough to drape from the third floor down to the ground (I have a feeling there’s a bit of neighborly competition here, “Keeping up with the Sabahs” and all).

We’d heard a rumbling through the expat grapevine that out at the Kuwait Oil Company (KOC) compound in Ahmadi there was a nightly light festival that wasn’t to be missed. It was even intriguing enough for my husband to agree to go without my usual cajoling. As we were driving into the compound at dusk, my husband casually mentioned, “Oh, apparently they’re going to attack the car with super-soakers, so keep the windows up.” Somehow I feel like I should be grateful he forewarned me at all.

But he’d heard right. As we rounded the bend, following the line of cars inching along, we were suddenly faced with kids in masks totting enormous rather alarming semi-automatic-looking water guns, with which they thoroughly soaked our car. We’d been officially inaugurated. We drove around the loop, just following along like good little sheep. But then decided it would be nice to get out and walk, so we found a parking lot, grabbed the stroller and explored on foot.

The lights were everywhere and were wonderful. Trees were draped, awnings were decorated, archways were lit up. It was all rather magical; like a Disneyland knock-off. As we reached the end of the path, we crossed the street to our intended destination: the mushrooms. We’d seen them on our first pass, and knew we had to come back for some pictures. I mean, unless you’re Alice, how often do you get a chance to sit down by an enormous sparkling mushroom? Not often enough in my book. So we followed the trend and plunked Bean down on the ground under a mushroom for her photo shoot. If it doesn’t cause delayed nightmares, I’m sure it’ll at least be an amusing chapter in her therapy sessions.

But as the official days of the celebration grew near, we had been forewarned to get all our shopping done ahead of time and not make any plans to drive anywhere for February 25th or 26th because the traffic along Gulf Road, which is already a bit insane, will be essentially impassable. So we complied. In hindsight, we learned that nothing really happens before 2pm, so we could easily have run errands if we’d needed to (noted for future years).

But, they weren’t kidding when they said traffic would increase. Around mid-afternoon, traffic jams heading toward the Gulf start lining up, pedestrians (which are a rarity in Kuwait typically) start showing up heading to the Gulf, and the festivities commence. On February 25th, the festivities seen from our balcony included a fairly spectacular air show with jets doing loops and dives and ending in a plume of billowing red, green, and black smoke – the colors of Kuwaiti pride. We didn’t venture out that evening, but on the 26th, I managed to pry my husband out of the house at dusk and we headed out to see what all the fuss was about. And let me tell you, it was the biggest celebration I’d ever seen!

I’ve been on the Mall in Washington, D.C. for the Fourth of July, and that was a mass of people (and frankly I’ll never do it again), but the pure joy and celebratory spirit of the Kuwaitis was unmatched. Every blade of grass was covered with a family enjoying a picnic; kids were draped in all manner of Kuwaiti-flag-inspired clothing; car horns were blaring and people were hooting and hollering; the air was thick with the sweet shisha smoke from pipes everywhere; boys and girls, from the ages of 4 to 34, were sporting masks and super-soakers and spraying the traffic crawling by; even the passengers in the cars were packing heat and would happily spray back.

Just walking through the happy melee we were dutifully inaugurated again, though when a few saw we had a baby, they kindly resisted thoroughly soaking us. We walked along the road, up to the McDonald’s where we could see the fireworks show in the distance then slowly made our way back home. It was such a fun experience and other than getting a little wet, I felt perfectly safe amongst the joyous chaos and greatly appreciated getting to participate, even peripherally, in the celebration. So, if you happen to find yourself near Kuwait around February 25th and 26th, stop by and soak up a little of the festivities. But come armed with a super-soaker and a towel so you can experience the patriotism full blast!

In Life in Kuwait Tags kuwait, kuwait tourism, Liberation Day Kuwait, National Day Kuwait, things to do in kuwait
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Pictorial Essay: Kuwait's Friday Market

May 11, 2013 Julia Inserro
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We haven't visited the Friday Market much during our two years here (it's such a far cry from Cairo's Khan el Khalili that I think I figured "Why bother?"). However, it's definitely a place to find a bargain and we have friends who enjoy coming and just digging for treasure, so I can see the draw. During our most recent visit, we didn't buy anything more than some great (and outrageously cheap) Indian food and an ice cream, but I finally managed to get some good photos.

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In Life in Kuwait Tags Friday Market, kuwait, kuwait tourism, things to do in kuwait
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Saddam’s Head and the Revival of the Diorama

May 9, 2013 Julia Inserro
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With a touch of reservation, I will add to the “must see” museum category the Kuwait House for National Works Not To Forget Museum Saddam Hussain Regime Crimes (aka, Kuwait House of National Memorial Museum, aka “Do Not Forget Museum”) – and if ever there was a need for an acronym, I think this is it. But, unlike the Tareq Ragab or al-Athar Islamiyyah museums, do not go expecting Islamic wonders and never-before-seen treasures. “Do Not Forget” is all about Saddam’s invasion and the revival of the diorama.

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Now I don’t fault Kuwait for never wanting to forget; it’s certainly something that needs to be remembered. But I think they could have done it with a little less kitch and horror. In sum, this museum is a 9th grade diorama project, coupled with hideous photos of burned and tortured victims of Saddam Hussein, and culminating in the head of Saddam’s infamous statue.

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First off, getting there was a test of true patience and fell well within the “just how much do you want this” category. But for those of you who really want to go, even after reading the following, you take Gulf Road all the way around towards the Port, past the NBK building as the road turns and then right before it merges onto the Coastal Road, take the u-turn and you’ll actually see a sign for “Kuwait House of National Memorial Museum”. After the u-turn make your first right and look for the cannons out front on the right. And note that like most other Kuwaiti museums, they’re closed from noon to 4pm, so plan accordingly.

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The museum starts you off with a walk through a dark windy hallway, with a loud speaker spouting the narration of the invasion and subsequent war. With each progressing scene, a diorama is illuminated in turn, culminating with fire-fights and eventual victory. I wasn’t sure whether to bring the baby through this, but the kind Egyptian running the “show” turned down the blaring narration so I pushed the stroller through, keeping her well ahead of the explosions and light shows. It wasn’t gory, just loud, but I would definitely not bring children who might be frightened by the dark or loud noises or who might just be artistically offended by the silly little dioramas.

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At the end of the dioramas, you end up at the back of a theater. We weren’t sure where to go, but headed towards one of the doors and then found ourselves in another hallway. This lead us through a nice tribute to many of the 38 countries that assisted Kuwait in Desert Storm. Then it ended, and lead to another hallway housing some astounding photos of the destruction around Kuwait, as well as some horrific photos of the victims, including children. There were still no signs indicating any exit, and the only door, other than the one we came through at the far end, was at the opposite end of a side room entitled “The Iraqi Regime Crimes.” This was lined floor-to-ceiling with photos of atrocities I just didn’t want to see, so I raced through it with the stroller and found myself outside at the front door of the museum.

It felt very final, like, “Thanks for coming, here’s the exit, have a nice day.” However, I knew from the tourism-blog-searches that I had done, that the whole reason for coming here was to see Saddam’s head. So, without really thinking, I said, apparently rather loudly, “But where’s the head?” To which, a Kuwait man on his cell phone peered around the corner at me and casually indicated we should go through the unmarked door in front of us.

So, much like Alice, we entered the next tunnel of the rabbit hole and found ourselves in another room surrounded by more horrendous photographs. After zipping past them, we then found ourselves in a long hallway. At one end were three life-sized dioramas/rooms depicting, what I’m assuming were, Saddam’s men torturing more victims.

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But then, glancing down at the far end I could see perched slightly askew on some 2x4s on the ground was Saddam’s bronze head. As a conclusion to the rather surreal experience on the whole, it somehow seemed fitting. But at the same time, also seemed a bit of a let down. Regardless, I can guarantee you that we will never forget the “Do Not Forget Museum,” which in the end is really what matters.

In Life in Kuwait Tags Desert Storm, kuwait, kuwait museums, kuwait tourism, saddam hussain, saddam hussein statue, things to do in kuwait
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