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Nationalistic Pride and a Super-Soaker

May 12, 2013 Julia Inserro
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When I think of a nation’s birthday, I think of picnics and sparklers and fireworks and the smell of freshly-cut grass on a hot summer day; basically your quintessential midwestern U.S. Fourth of July celebration. I can’t help it; it’s what I grew up with. But living overseas, we sometimes get the opportunity to see how others celebrate their country’s birth or victories. And I have to say, that Kuwait may not be the biggest lure for tourism, but they know how to parade their pride and country’s flag colors like I’ve truly never seen before.

Every year, the citizens of Kuwait stop whatever they’re doing and come out to celebrate National Day, held on February 25, and Liberation Day, held on February 26. But it’s not just those two days. For weeks ahead of time, the stores are piled high with anything they can sew, stitch, glue, print or paste a Kuwaiti flag on, including hats, shirts, dresses, stickers, mugs, car decals and pretty much anything in a semi-solid state.

And it’s not just merchandise, shops throughout Kuwait City are draped in the flag, cars racing down the highways are sporting flags, yachts and speedboats cruising up and down the coastline are bedecked in more Kuwaiti flags than usual, and every other house is proudly displaying the Kuwait flag, sometimes made up in lights, sometimes it’s large enough to drape from the third floor down to the ground (I have a feeling there’s a bit of neighborly competition here, “Keeping up with the Sabahs” and all).

We’d heard a rumbling through the expat grapevine that out at the Kuwait Oil Company (KOC) compound in Ahmadi there was a nightly light festival that wasn’t to be missed. It was even intriguing enough for my husband to agree to go without my usual cajoling. As we were driving into the compound at dusk, my husband casually mentioned, “Oh, apparently they’re going to attack the car with super-soakers, so keep the windows up.” Somehow I feel like I should be grateful he forewarned me at all.

But he’d heard right. As we rounded the bend, following the line of cars inching along, we were suddenly faced with kids in masks totting enormous rather alarming semi-automatic-looking water guns, with which they thoroughly soaked our car. We’d been officially inaugurated. We drove around the loop, just following along like good little sheep. But then decided it would be nice to get out and walk, so we found a parking lot, grabbed the stroller and explored on foot.

The lights were everywhere and were wonderful. Trees were draped, awnings were decorated, archways were lit up. It was all rather magical; like a Disneyland knock-off. As we reached the end of the path, we crossed the street to our intended destination: the mushrooms. We’d seen them on our first pass, and knew we had to come back for some pictures. I mean, unless you’re Alice, how often do you get a chance to sit down by an enormous sparkling mushroom? Not often enough in my book. So we followed the trend and plunked Bean down on the ground under a mushroom for her photo shoot. If it doesn’t cause delayed nightmares, I’m sure it’ll at least be an amusing chapter in her therapy sessions.

But as the official days of the celebration grew near, we had been forewarned to get all our shopping done ahead of time and not make any plans to drive anywhere for February 25th or 26th because the traffic along Gulf Road, which is already a bit insane, will be essentially impassable. So we complied. In hindsight, we learned that nothing really happens before 2pm, so we could easily have run errands if we’d needed to (noted for future years).

But, they weren’t kidding when they said traffic would increase. Around mid-afternoon, traffic jams heading toward the Gulf start lining up, pedestrians (which are a rarity in Kuwait typically) start showing up heading to the Gulf, and the festivities commence. On February 25th, the festivities seen from our balcony included a fairly spectacular air show with jets doing loops and dives and ending in a plume of billowing red, green, and black smoke – the colors of Kuwaiti pride. We didn’t venture out that evening, but on the 26th, I managed to pry my husband out of the house at dusk and we headed out to see what all the fuss was about. And let me tell you, it was the biggest celebration I’d ever seen!

I’ve been on the Mall in Washington, D.C. for the Fourth of July, and that was a mass of people (and frankly I’ll never do it again), but the pure joy and celebratory spirit of the Kuwaitis was unmatched. Every blade of grass was covered with a family enjoying a picnic; kids were draped in all manner of Kuwaiti-flag-inspired clothing; car horns were blaring and people were hooting and hollering; the air was thick with the sweet shisha smoke from pipes everywhere; boys and girls, from the ages of 4 to 34, were sporting masks and super-soakers and spraying the traffic crawling by; even the passengers in the cars were packing heat and would happily spray back.

Just walking through the happy melee we were dutifully inaugurated again, though when a few saw we had a baby, they kindly resisted thoroughly soaking us. We walked along the road, up to the McDonald’s where we could see the fireworks show in the distance then slowly made our way back home. It was such a fun experience and other than getting a little wet, I felt perfectly safe amongst the joyous chaos and greatly appreciated getting to participate, even peripherally, in the celebration. So, if you happen to find yourself near Kuwait around February 25th and 26th, stop by and soak up a little of the festivities. But come armed with a super-soaker and a towel so you can experience the patriotism full blast!

In Life in Kuwait Tags kuwait, kuwait tourism, Liberation Day Kuwait, National Day Kuwait, things to do in kuwait
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Pictorial Essay: Kuwait's Friday Market

May 11, 2013 Julia Inserro
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We haven't visited the Friday Market much during our two years here (it's such a far cry from Cairo's Khan el Khalili that I think I figured "Why bother?"). However, it's definitely a place to find a bargain and we have friends who enjoy coming and just digging for treasure, so I can see the draw. During our most recent visit, we didn't buy anything more than some great (and outrageously cheap) Indian food and an ice cream, but I finally managed to get some good photos.

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In Life in Kuwait Tags Friday Market, kuwait, kuwait tourism, things to do in kuwait
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Saddam’s Head and the Revival of the Diorama

May 9, 2013 Julia Inserro
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With a touch of reservation, I will add to the “must see” museum category the Kuwait House for National Works Not To Forget Museum Saddam Hussain Regime Crimes (aka, Kuwait House of National Memorial Museum, aka “Do Not Forget Museum”) – and if ever there was a need for an acronym, I think this is it. But, unlike the Tareq Ragab or al-Athar Islamiyyah museums, do not go expecting Islamic wonders and never-before-seen treasures. “Do Not Forget” is all about Saddam’s invasion and the revival of the diorama.

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Now I don’t fault Kuwait for never wanting to forget; it’s certainly something that needs to be remembered. But I think they could have done it with a little less kitch and horror. In sum, this museum is a 9th grade diorama project, coupled with hideous photos of burned and tortured victims of Saddam Hussein, and culminating in the head of Saddam’s infamous statue.

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First off, getting there was a test of true patience and fell well within the “just how much do you want this” category. But for those of you who really want to go, even after reading the following, you take Gulf Road all the way around towards the Port, past the NBK building as the road turns and then right before it merges onto the Coastal Road, take the u-turn and you’ll actually see a sign for “Kuwait House of National Memorial Museum”. After the u-turn make your first right and look for the cannons out front on the right. And note that like most other Kuwaiti museums, they’re closed from noon to 4pm, so plan accordingly.

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The museum starts you off with a walk through a dark windy hallway, with a loud speaker spouting the narration of the invasion and subsequent war. With each progressing scene, a diorama is illuminated in turn, culminating with fire-fights and eventual victory. I wasn’t sure whether to bring the baby through this, but the kind Egyptian running the “show” turned down the blaring narration so I pushed the stroller through, keeping her well ahead of the explosions and light shows. It wasn’t gory, just loud, but I would definitely not bring children who might be frightened by the dark or loud noises or who might just be artistically offended by the silly little dioramas.

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At the end of the dioramas, you end up at the back of a theater. We weren’t sure where to go, but headed towards one of the doors and then found ourselves in another hallway. This lead us through a nice tribute to many of the 38 countries that assisted Kuwait in Desert Storm. Then it ended, and lead to another hallway housing some astounding photos of the destruction around Kuwait, as well as some horrific photos of the victims, including children. There were still no signs indicating any exit, and the only door, other than the one we came through at the far end, was at the opposite end of a side room entitled “The Iraqi Regime Crimes.” This was lined floor-to-ceiling with photos of atrocities I just didn’t want to see, so I raced through it with the stroller and found myself outside at the front door of the museum.

It felt very final, like, “Thanks for coming, here’s the exit, have a nice day.” However, I knew from the tourism-blog-searches that I had done, that the whole reason for coming here was to see Saddam’s head. So, without really thinking, I said, apparently rather loudly, “But where’s the head?” To which, a Kuwait man on his cell phone peered around the corner at me and casually indicated we should go through the unmarked door in front of us.

So, much like Alice, we entered the next tunnel of the rabbit hole and found ourselves in another room surrounded by more horrendous photographs. After zipping past them, we then found ourselves in a long hallway. At one end were three life-sized dioramas/rooms depicting, what I’m assuming were, Saddam’s men torturing more victims.

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But then, glancing down at the far end I could see perched slightly askew on some 2x4s on the ground was Saddam’s bronze head. As a conclusion to the rather surreal experience on the whole, it somehow seemed fitting. But at the same time, also seemed a bit of a let down. Regardless, I can guarantee you that we will never forget the “Do Not Forget Museum,” which in the end is really what matters.

In Life in Kuwait Tags Desert Storm, kuwait, kuwait museums, kuwait tourism, saddam hussain, saddam hussein statue, things to do in kuwait
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Gems & Germs: Exploring Kuwait’s Tourism Side

May 8, 2013 Julia Inserro
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Kuwait is certainly not known for its tourism draws. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that their official tourism board is staffed by one lonely guy burning up his iPhone's battery flinging angry birds around, merely glancing up once a month to hand out a flight schedule to Dubai to a wayward visitor.

Despite this assumption, I was bound and determined to find something worth seeing in Kuwait. When we lived in Cairo and had visitors, I spent hours trying to figure out how much we could cram in considering daylight, traffic, jet lag, and nourishment requirements. Conversely, in Kuwait we’ve had just one visitor and to be honest, my mother came to see her granddaughter, not Kuwait. But, with our departure from Kuwait looming, and never one to turn down an opportunity to drag someone around with me, I gathered up the “Kuwait Bucket List” that I had amassed from various blogs and lured Mom into the car and off we went!

In hindsight, and in full honesty for any others who are seeking “things to do in Kuwait”, I think we were about 50/50 for finding gems versus germs. The biggest “germ” was the alleged Ahmadi Japanese Garden located on the Kuwait Oil Company (KOC) compound.

I had found several references to it on blogs, even as recent as a few months ago, saying how beautiful it was, and how stunning the flowers were and what a little oasis it was. So, always in need of a little oasis stop, I figured it should be at the top of our list. It’s located just off Ring Road 30 on the expansive KOC compound. We drove around the compound loop once and I pulled in to a very empty parking lot where I thought it should be.

We pulled up to a large sign and read out loud, “Bioremediated Soil Park.” After we caught our breath and wiped our laughter-induced tears away, Mom got out to climb over the rubble to just confirm that there was nothing worth seeing.

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Once confirmed, we turned around and headed home. When I told my husband that evening, he said, “You took my daughter to a land fill?” “Well, it was supposed to have pretty flowers,” I said. “Welcome to Kuwait,” he said.

Our next germ, and you may notice a trend here for my desperate need for anything nature-related, was to seek out the flamingos. My carpet weaving teacher, Hussain, had casually mentioned that there were hundreds of flamingos on the Gulf up by the hospital complexes. As soon as I heard this I pummeled him for exact directions and times. So one morning, Mom and I grabbed Bean and headed out in search of flamingos. I was so excited; real wildlife!! We drove out on the Gulf Road, merged on to the Coastal Road past the port, and then came to the sea of endless construction. We wound our way through the ever-changing traffic patterns and looked for the entrance to the maternity hospital. Hussain said it was best to head there and park close to the water.

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Well, we missed it and in fortuitous fashion, found ourselves at the previously-discovered “Nature Reserve” that wasn’t. So I shared the desolate sandy tumbleweeds with Mom, we took a picture for posterity, and we turned around. Finally, we found the maternity hospital and drove as far towards the water as possible and gazed out with high hopes. Nothing. Not even a seagull. Just bobbing trash. I could just hear that evening's conversation with my husband, “Why do you think there’s anything worth seeing here?” “Because I have high hopes, dear, and a desperate unfulfilled need to commune with nature in a desolate mall-strewn country, that’s why. Now quit being such a poop.” (sigh)

I did have a few failures that weren’t quite germ-worthy, in that I took Mom to see the Heritage Souk and Fabric Souk in the middle of the day and everything was shut. I made an appointment for us to see the Mirror House, then couldn’t find it and missed our appointment. The Grand Mosque and Kuwait Towers both appeared to be under construction and currently not open to visitors. And the building that I though was the Dhow Museum, was actually the Dhow Builders Union headquarters, but we at least got to see some boats.

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However, not all of our outings resulted in unmitigated failure. For all our “germs” we actually did find some genuine highly-surprising “gems.” Two of which were the Tareq Ragab museums. There’s the Museum of Islamic Calligraphy, located in Jabriya just across from The New English School, and the Islamic Museum, located a few streets away.

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Both cost 2kd per person, but are worth it. And in a highly atypical manner, their website (www.trmkt.com) is actually helpful and informative, offering radical things like a map and hours of operation. The Tareq Ragab Islamic Museum was brimming with items from all over the world. Their collection of musical instruments was like nothing I’d ever seen before. They had thousands and thousands of items of jewelry on display, as well as clothing and ceramics and firearms and thousand-year-old documents. You can also learn how they amazingly managed to hide their collection of over 20,000 pieces from Saddam’s troops during the invasion.

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If you don’t have a wiggly one-year-old to deal with, you could easily spend hours here and it would be well worth it. In addition, the Museum of Islamic Calligraphy was equally impressive. My one complaint is that there are fewer labels here, so you don’t know what you’re looking at. The displays are attractive and the calligraphy is beautiful, but it would be nice to have more information. For the items that are labeled, it’s informative and typically interesting. For example, seeing the Qur'an written on palm fronds sewn together into a huge book that’s over 500 years old is pretty impressive.

When we were there, there were only one or two other visitors, however there was also a crew filming in a back corner. Typically this wouldn’t have been an issue, however Bean discovered that the two-story open-style architecture provided excellent acoustics for her to practice her high-pitched dolphin calls. So I kept plying her with rice crackers and spent a lot of time trying to find less-echoey corners for us to explore.

One thing to note that is important for other potential explorers, is that most museums in Kuwait tend to be closed from noon to 4pm every day, which does not mesh well with napping babies, and is annoying on several levels, but we had no choice and adapted accordingly.

The one museum that is not closed for lunch and is actually open from 10am-7pm (Mon-Thurs and Sat, and closed Sun), is the Dar al-Athar al-Islamiyyah, which is also worth visiting, plus it’s free. It’s located on Gulf Road, up past the General Assembly building. It’s near the intersection of Gulf and Abdul Aziz Hamad Al Sager Street, and is allegedly in the old hospital building.

When we visited, they had a wonderful exhibit on “Splendors of the Ancient East” with beautiful displays, clear labels (which was such a delight after the post-it labels we found in the Cairo museum) and artifacts we had never seen anywhere else. 

They also have a nice gift shop, which is rare here. There are a few more museums that are still on my bucket list that I will just have to drag my husband to. But overall, I’m pleased with the gems we discovered. There was one more museum that we visited that deserves its own write-up. So, stay tuned for the museum featuring Saddam Hussain’s head.

In Life in Kuwait Tags islamic museum, kuwait, kuwait museums, kuwait tourism, things to do in kuwait
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Weaving Is Such Sweet Sorrow - and Really Hard!

April 25, 2013 Julia Inserro
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Under the category of “Ways to Keep an Expat Spouse Busy” you will often find something dealing with textiles. Whether it’s buying them, dyeing them, quilting, sewing, studying or weaving them, textiles tend to be an item of interest regardless of what country you’re in. So, not one to mess with tradition, and always looking for my next temporary craft diversion, when I was asked if I wanted to take a weaving class here in Kuwait, I said yes.

A month later, seven of us expat women (six Americans and one Aussie) gathered at Terry’s house where we met Hussain, who would be our weaving instructor for the next two months. There were actually only four classes, but he gave us a month between the third and fourth to actually finish our rug. And when I say rug, please don’t envision anything actually large enough to put on the floor; think more like a large mousepad.

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But even at its mere 12x12”, it still took us all the full two months to complete. Hussain was a great teacher, and very patient with all of us. He has an amazing story of escaping Afghanistan as a child with his family, and heading into Iran. There, he learned the art of carpet weaving and from the time he was twelve or so, he worked as a weaver. Eventually, he made his way to Kuwait, where he now lives with his own family and he and his brother run their own rug shop in the Heritage Souk. He’s definitely not in love with Kuwait, but speaks with great fondness of Iran, which frankly, in our social circles, is something I hadn’t heard. So it was interesting.

Despite Hussain’s great skill as a weaver and a teacher, I don’t think he was able to spark a new found love of weaving in any of us students; however, he did foster in us enormous appreciation and awe for the hand-woven rugs we see everywhere. He showed us some breathtaking rugs from Iran, with over one million stitches in them. They were like nothing I’d ever seen before. It was mesmerizing, like fluid stained glass. When we learned that it can take one weaver (typically a woman, but not always) a year to finish a floor-sized rug (or one like the million-stitch one, which you’d only hang on the wall in a museum), I could instantly believe it. And with a good weaver (not like us), she will still throw away five times the weight of the rug in wasted wool/yarn before she’s finished. I think Hussain said we were averaging about ten times wastage, which I’m assuming he figured into the cost of the classes.

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So, although I have no desire to weave another rug, I am darn proud of my little paisley masterpiece and will keep it locked tightly in its loom for fear that someone may not realize its infinite value and may use it for a trivet under Tuesday’s chili.

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